#67 About My New Puppy with JP Solo

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JP Sears

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🗓️ 22 January 2020

⏱️ 25 minutes

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This week I'm on the road broadcasting live from a Memphis Tennessee hotel for a special occasion. I share profound wisdom and introduce the awakened audience to Veda.

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0:00.0	This might be the awakening.
0:03.0	Awaken with Jake.
0:05.0	Awaken with Jake.
0:07.0	Awaken with Jake.
0:10.0	Awaken with Jake.
0:11.0	Happy Awaken Wednesday, my friend.
0:15.0	Hey, I'm in I am stuck in a Memphis Tennessee Hotel. I'll tell you why in a second, but I want to let you know I'm in Spokane
0:24.6	Washington this weekend for comedy shows I will also be in Calgary Canada
0:31.0	Grand Rapids Michigan in Tampa Florida and then not too distant features.
0:35.9	So feel free.
0:37.9	Here's my way of manipulating you.
0:40.8	I'll tell you what I want you to do under the guise of an inviting sense of freedom.
0:47.0	Feel free to check out AwakenwithJ.com slash events to grab tickets to my comedy shows or hit the link in the show notes below do it now damn it feel
0:57.2	free to if you want but definitely do it now if you choose with your own free will
1:02.4	and with that said now if you choose with your own free will.
1:03.0	And with that said, then, why am I in Memphis, Tennessee?
1:08.2	Well, I'm here with my beautiful wife,
1:11.7	and we have just welcomed a new family member into the world.
1:17.0	You're saying, J.P. did, was she pregnant and you didn't know and she just gave birth for some reason in Memphis, Tennessee?
1:26.0	No, but that would make sense if that happened.
1:31.0	Luckily it's better than a birth child. We just welcomed a new puppy into the world. Her name is Veda. She's a white golden retriever puppy and she has just set a world record for cuteness.
1:47.0	No, by the way, like I know my words of describing her won't do her justice.
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