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Hi, everybody. Welcome to AITA pod. I'm Danny Vega. joined again by Mr. Keith Malley.

Hey, buddy. We're in New York City, people. I'm visiting.

You liking it? Do you go on adventures? You've obviously lived here before. Yeah, I don't know. I think I'm over the adventures. I haven't really left the neighborhood. You got to get in the train. I mean, I got a show tonight at two boots. That's where, that's how my stand-up career is going, doing an old pizza show. Do they walk past you to go through the bathroom?

I'm thinking a setup to those pizza places. I think so, yeah. Okay. I think so. Yeah. Hopefully they wait between comics. Do you hear flushes? I don't think so. I think it's well kind of insulated, so to speak. But I do get a free piece of pizza, you know. Do you get nervous that some people just pizza and you're in their way? No. That's just the business. Fuck them. I get more nervous doing a better show. My friend's like, I didn't plan this trip well. And he's like, you can just do my pizza show. And I was like, okay. All right. Great. Does he give you pizza? Yeah, I get one slice of pizza. Okay. You know, get paid. If I was doing his real show, I got to prepare and I get all nervous. I see. It's fucking pizza show. Do you, do you, uh, so you're gonna, he's gonna buy you slice of pizza. Do you deliberately pick the most expensive slice? Uh, no, I'll go with the most appealing. Okay. But usually that's not going to buy you a slice of pizza. Do you deliberately pick the most expensive slice? No, I'll go with the most appealing. But usually that's not going to be the cheapest one, but not necessarily the most expensive. I mean, it's two. You ever ridden two boots? Yeah. There's only like what, two or three tiers. There's like the base tier. Right, but they do weird fancy shit. Like crawfish, They don't have pepperoni. They have and do we.

I would do crossfish.

Would you say crawfish? I would do crawfish. They have crawfish and meat. I would try for crawfish. That's kind of crazy. But really, I'd just been eating all these cookies, man. It's bad. I knew somebody that swore that their favorite beer was Papp's Blue Ribbon. That's disgusting.

And, but interesting, every time we went out and I'd pay, it's a stella minimum.

It's a bit more expensive.

So I'm like, but you honestly, you're sticking by Paps Blue Ribbon, and that means he's

lying about Paps Blue Ribbon.

You would pay for your friend?

I'm a good guy.

Wow. Is that true? That is true. I paid too much when we went out for pizza. You know, I'm a good guy. Did you? I don't know. Thank you. No. Who's count? I'm not counting. I don't know. Sounds like you are counting. I'm just trying to fill you in that I'm a good guy.

Yeah, so you, you, but you sell you pay for the whole thing.

Are you in that I'm a good guy. Yeah.

So you,

you,

but you sound like you pay for the whole thing.

Are you in the- No, because I was in the bathroom when you paid. No, I'm not talking about our pizza. Yes. You did pay more than you had to. No. I don't say that. A little bit. Probably. dollars more more than that but it was counting. But are you in the custom of picking it up for some friends? It depends, but yes. It's a classy move. It comes back to you anyway. I'm not getting ripped off. I don't feel taking advantage of. Yeah. Yeah, I do. I mean, I pay more than I need to.

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