Oh, hello there. Oh, hi. Episode 669. I had trouble telling because I have a cat on my notebook here. Um, how are you?

I'm just happy that I got to like make a 69 joke. Nice. It only happened. Yeah, you took it. The funniest joke on Wait, Wait, don't tell me they were talking about something with numbers. And one of the comedians.

I don't know what you guys are talking to, but you guys are talking about numbers and we're talking about math. So I'm legally required to say 69.

And then the host goes, and I think I'm legally required to respond nice. And I laughed so hard because I will never be too old for that joke. I would love to know the first time that happened and then how I caught on on the internet.

Because everyone is in on it. Everyone is in. It's so. And I think that my love for that joke is almost equal to my hatred of the actual act. Do you have a problem with 69. Oh, God, I'm not going to do that. Like, like, forget it. Really, you're disgusted by it. It's not disgusted. It's it's it's it's here's a thing. I can do.

It feels like a rub your tummy pat your head situation. Yeah, that's true. I get I mean, you're going to tell me to you want me to multitask. Well, that's like, I and it is multitasking because I got to think and I got to focus about what's going on. And then, you know, I got to like also focus like to what I'm doing. And then pay attention. I can't I can't. Yeah. Okay.

I guess it's supposed to in theory be everybody's happy at the same time, but you're telling me you're not happy. Not happy. And most of the time, I'm in a plank.

Like, like, can we just recognize that? I mean, that was definitely a funny moment one time where like, it was like, also, you want to get on top? And I was like, fuck no, I've been in a plank for three minutes. Like, we both started laughing. So, wow.

That's why I got good at. I got no sense.

Like for real, because I really you don't either. Yeah, but mine is more directed at other people.

No, you've talked you've talked about your own personal things. I've never before. Yeah. Okay. Well, well, then I can answer to you. You always talk about your vagina. Yes, I that's true. I have no problem saying that.

Yeah, Flappity, Slopity, down there. So I can't even say that about yours. Like I get embarrassed, but I could talk about like what two people in a consenting relationship are engaging in some like horizontal.

No, I'm not judging you. I love this about you. I just want to know like if you've always realized that you share more than most people.

Is it too much? I love it. Stop.

Absolutely not. I wish everyone was like that because it's evidence of a lack of shame, which I think is a good thing.

Yes, I was just thinking that every now and then I like write down little ideas that I have.

And I was just thinking the other day about how when you shine a light on whatever it is you are embarrassed about or nervous about.

It like melts away all the shame. Yes. You shame can't exist out in the open. And if you, you know, yeah, like I have become very anti secret.

Oh, yes. Secrets. They're not good for any. Yeah, or nothing but trouble. And they're usually like a time bomb. You know what I mean? Yeah.

I have to say before you launch into all the fun. Sarah told me this is going to be candy candy, which I'm excited about.

It's like me telling you about gossip and like, God is my favorite. Yeah, I know you love this show.

But at the end of the episode, I like to warn everybody when there's an interview.

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