669 - Crow Lo & Rump Legs
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2022
⏱️ 151 minutes
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Summary
Thanks SO much to Brenden O’Conner from Bungalower for stopping by and straight crushing it on 4th mic. Do you listen to the radio show that he and The Bus do? You should! It’s fantastic. And you can check out all of the amazing stuff that he writes about on his website HERE: https://bungalower.com/
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On this week’s show:
* Call with Seth who has covid
* Tommy wants to play tackle football
* Tom left his keys at home, left car running
* All time crow low
* Seth's dick pic
* City permits
* Kim K in Marilyn Monroe's dress
* Italian restaurant moves to 18+
* 2 little old ladies tear down a 7-11
* Mad Cow Theatre drama
* Chapelle attacked on stage
* Jabba the Hutt's dick
* Rump legs
* Correctional officer escaped with inmate
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| 0:00.0 | ABC, fine, wine, and spirits. |
| 0:02.4 | Yeah, man, always be celebrating. |
| 0:05.1 | And that's what we do. |
| 0:06.5 | That's what almost all of our listeners do when they slide through ABC, fine, wine, and spirits for all of their party needs. |
| 0:12.1 | Yes, whether you need any sort of spirits, of course, the wine, the craft beer, the Florida craft beer they have. |
| 0:20.5 | I just saw Brian Cranston and Aaron Paul. They were doing a promotion right down the street at a local ABC with their mescal. I saw a bunch of BDMs go out there and take some pictures. Yeah, we had listers out there with Tom and Dan shirts on. And yeah, man, I mean, I think they're in town today as well. So if you haven't tried there, I believe it's Dos Hombres, Mascal. Give it a shot, man. Yep, it's at ABC. Also, when you buy anything at ABC, use hashtag TD ABC. We choose one person a month and send them a gift card. Yeah, so if you buy like Whiteclaw or some wine or just some Florida craft beer for the weekend, |
| 0:56.3 | post that up on social media and you might end up getting a gift card or some sort of |
| 0:59.5 | prize from us just for using ABC. |
| 1:01.4 | Yeah, there's a bunch of ABCs that actually have hourglass brewing beers in them, so look |
| 1:07.8 | for that. |
| 1:08.6 | Also, if you're into cigars, thehumidore.com, for all your cigar needs, use promo code |
| 1:14.6 | Tom and Dan. |
| 1:15.4 | When checkout, you'll save 20%. |
| 1:17.5 | So whether it's ABC or Thehumidore.com, remember, use promo code Tom and Dan. |
| 1:23.7 | Live from the Streamline Mortgage Solutions Studio. |
| 1:30.3 | It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan. |
| 1:39.6 | Hello, this is your mediocre time with Tom and Dan program. |
| 2:23.3 | We hope that you will find our presentation precise, joke heavy, and just right, thanks. Welcome to the Friday free show of A Mediocre Time. |
| 2:32.1 | Hey, I don't have to fix any cameras today. That's a good thing. It is another A Mediocre Time. I'm Dan. I'm Dan. I'm Tom. Samantha, our producer, is |
| 2:36.0 | here. We have somebody very, very special sitting in for just commentary, news, and just normal beefiness. It is our friend Brendan O'Connor from Bungalower. Gurg-gur-G-G-G-H. How you doing, I'm happy to be here. |
| 2:50.9 | Thank you for coming in. |
| 2:52.0 | Did you notice? |
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