Well, it's the Harlan Highway, is what it is right, Chair.

That's what you're mozy up to, right chair.

The Har, the Harlan Highway, that's right.

Welcome.

Pull up a stool, sit down, gather round, put your drool cup on and let's go. Welcome everybody,

I'm Harland Williams. This is the Harlan Highway. Glad to have you here.

What a treat, what a treat to have you here.

We are, uh, we got an interesting show, a whole bunch of stuff today.

I'm going to be talking about an old skit, an old thing that I did a long time ago that still

has people's interests. A blast from the past from yours truly. I'm going to talk about that later in the show. Also I saw a very

unusual vehicle that I want to share with you and we're going to get into the

psychology of vehicles and the color of your vehicle.

What does it say about you?

Also I'm sort of going to review a movie.

One of the pavement pounders called in and asked me my thoughts

about a specific movie.

And he liked it,

wait do you hear my answer.

Maybe I did like it, maybe I did and I don't know,

but he asked my opinion, so I'm going to kind of do a little movie review on this recent movie.

So put on your nostril hairs.

Here we go.

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