667: The Pete and Sebastian Show - EP 667 - "Willie Nelson Gas Card"

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

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Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.8 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Why does Pete have so many gift cards from WILLIE NELSON? How come Sebastian’s wearing a HULU bracelet? And is it appropriate to mow your lawn SHIRTLESS with a BACK BRACE on? Find out as the boys chop it up on this week’s episode of THE CAST. Follow Sebastian: @SebastianComedy Follow Pete: @PeteCorreale To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/PeteAndSebastianYouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/PeteAndSebastian⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/PeteAndSebastian⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ For Sebastian's tour dates, go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.sebastianlive.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ For Pete's tour dates, go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.petecorreale.com/⁠ Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at http://shopify.com/thecast

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0:00.0	This is the Pete and Sebastian show
0:05.0	with Pete Corielli and Sebastian
0:10.0	and Sebastian Manascalco.
0:11.0	Okay. Okay, uh, 11-11, quote.
0:28.3	Let's just...
0:29.4	What's...
0:30.9	Call it what it is, and I don't think I've gotten enough recognition from you.
0:39.6	I will today.
0:41.5	I'm the tan.
0:44.2	Looking good.
0:46.4	I know.
0:48.8	Really, really good.
0:50.7	I mean, you look so healthy with that tan. If I was your doctor and you came in
0:55.7	for a physical, I'd stop you at the door and go, you're good. Don't even come in. I don't even
1:01.7	need to hit you at the stethoscope. What I don't like, though, you're trying to out tan me. You
1:09.6	literally, I saw you and I needed to put a little solar recovery on the arms right away.
1:15.3	Guy, don't try to out tan me.
1:16.9	And you went to Mexico.
1:18.1	This is Fredonia, guy.
1:19.7	That's like growing tomatoes in cement.
1:27.2	I was going to, to say, and I don't know if you're noticing this, but I don't know if it's the way the light is shimmering off your arms, but your arms seem to be more tan than your face.
1:44.6	Are you getting that out of the shower,
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