I'm Neil de Gras Tyson.

Hey I'm Adam Carolla.

Hi, my name is Pang Gillette.

Not only listening, I'm a guest.

I'm a pen and teller, and I am the fourth listener.

And I am the fourth listener.

And that must make me at least the fourth listener.

To keep our three listeners coming back we must be doing something right and if you're

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And we're gonna sue David Smalley for slander. The world divided. It's time to resurrect nuance and remember the importance of conversation.

He's an actor. He's a comedian and he'll make you thank.

This is David C. J.J.

That is a lie from the Pitt of Hell.

This is not David C. Smalley. This is Michael Regillio. And many of you might not know this, but I started off as a fan of dogma debate, and then occasionally David would make me the co-host. And then I went back to just being a fan and I've been listening except I haven't heard an episode in a while

So I called David C Smalley. I said what the hell of the new episodes? He said something about on the road and doing comedy. I think that might be true. I don't know. Either way, he said, if you want an episode so bad,

go make an episode yourself.

And I took him up on the offer.

So here I am.

I didn't mention to him that I don't have any equipment

and I'm gonna have to break into your house and use your gear.

David, wherever you are. I like your house. Anyway, so here we go. First episode with me as a special treat for those of you out there. I know you're

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