666 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2022

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Pull those jeans high and tight because it's time for spooky scary episode 666 with Tom Segura and Christina P. Christina gets back in the goth spirit and we posthumously celebrate another FedSmoker clip we've never seen before! In the spirit of the beast, we catch up with one of our favorite conspiracy dads, and we go deep into Lucifer's Lair and ask for forgiveness from Robert Paul Champagne himself! We then get into some fun brown talk, and follow up on the eye exorcist on his views on oral for this spooky episode! We then review some cool clips from someone who identifies as a tooth emoji, the halo voice over announcer, and talk about hot celebrities like Alec Baldwin, Henry Cavill, Chris Hemsworth and Margot Robbie. We then get into a very cool curation of Christina's latest TikToks.

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0:00.0	Onen uses the plan parenthood technique called withdrawal.
0:04.0	That is, he spilled his seed upon the ground.
0:08.0	And God was so displeased with this that he killed Onen.
0:12.0	Well, how do we know he spilled his seed on the ground and not on our stomach?
0:18.0	That's where most of us spill seed.
0:22.0	Welcome, welcome to your mom's house.
0:34.0	Welcome to another episode of your mom's house.
0:38.0	This is episode 666 and I just got to say Jesus Christ, what the hell are you doing?
0:54.0	I haven't smoked it 15 years.
0:56.0	Well, it's episode 666 and I thought in honor of the greatest episode ever, I would dress off.
1:02.0	This is how you really used to go out?
1:04.0	Yeah, I haven't done this makeup since I was 19 years old.
1:08.0	Took me an hour.
1:10.0	And I have to say, you know, the goth struggle is real.
1:12.0	It's not easy doing this kind of makeup and I really feel like we should address those issues.
1:16.0	And also, can I just tell you that the sad part is that I had all this shit in my closet.
1:24.0	Yeah, we traveled with this.
1:26.0	Because we're not living in Austin right now.
1:28.0	No, and with the exception of like one item I had to purchase, this is all in my closet.
1:32.0	And this is like this is legit how you would go out.
1:36.0	Yeah, well, this is like a club attire.
1:40.0	And then if I was like, yeah, if I go out to dinner with my parents or some, I do this too.
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