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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2022

⏱️ 145 minutes

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Summary

Have an absolutely fantastic weekend and thank you SO much for all of your support! We’ll be working on the AirTnD all weekend, so clear your calendar for some fun in Sanford this year! We’ll see you back here on Monday! - d

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On this week’s show:

* Therapy session on air

* BDM Appreciation week problems

* Concrete Mike tries to convince Tom that kayaking is fun

* Dan's trip to see John Mayer

* Tom and Crystal dog sitting Maggie

* Griftin Jess calls in

* Tom's doggles

* Tom is Bill Dance

* Tommy and Max's swim meet

* Strappy short shorts

* Justin Bieber editing his song on the Grammy's

* Giving up is the funnest thing you can do

* Dance taco dad

* Vuck

* Dan has to play golf with women's clubs

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0:00.0	Hey you! You want a refi! Go to Streamline!
0:06.5	What is that voice? I don't know.
0:07.9	I think that's from the... It's a ska band. It's the... is it the... is it the specials?
0:15.1	It might be the specials. Hold on. They did that voice and the scobans called the specials? I don't know. It seems like...
0:21.8	Sam, the specials.
0:23.0	That's got to be a 90s. Hey, you! They did that voice, right? The hey, you! Don't listen to this. Listen to that. You don't remember that? No, no, no. That's not good. Now I'm going to have to find it, or I'm going to be branded a horrible person during the show.
0:40.9	Streamlineflora.com. That's not good. Now I'm going to have to find it, or I'm going to be branded a horrible person during the show.
0:40.9	Streamlineflora.com.
0:42.2	Just go to the website, talk to Brian Zymell and his team.
0:46.1	Like Daniel said, it may be time for cash out refi.
0:49.5	You've got equity in your house.
0:51.4	A lot of it.
0:52.9	The home prices have never been higher, and if you need to pay off your credit cards or a loan or something with a higher interest rate, it just makes business sense. Just give them a call and talk to them. Um, they could do everything, uh, over the phone as far as like, you know, send them in some paperwork. And they'll let you know if it makes sense. Well, that I did you know you know you got mortgage insurance you're paying you don't need that if you got a bunch of equity in your house you could refi out of that mortgage insurance that's 150 bucks a month or whatever that you're paying you don't need to pay yeah like for me and I called up Brian his team we we on file. He's like, this isn't good for you right now.
1:28.3	You haven't been in your house long enough. We still needed the insurance that was on there. Then he said, if you wait X amount of day, a year, whatever, we'll be able to take that off. We didn't even have to remind Brian. They called us. They were like, it is time. We had you on file. we had you scheduled.
1:44.0	They make it a lot easier than you actually think it's going to be.
1:47.1	And if you're trying to buy They called us. They were like, it is time. We had you on file. We had you scheduled. They make it a lot easier than you actually think it's going to be.
1:47.1	And if you're trying to buy a house, the market's crazy. You need to work with a lender that's going to help you have the best chance to buy a house, right?
1:55.9	They know what's the best mortgage to get, what they can get you that will give you the best advantage so you can work with Bart and Crystal to buy a property.
2:06.0	So that's important as well, especially in this market.
2:09.4	So anyway, Brian Zamo and his team are great.
2:12.3	Hundreds and hundreds of VDMs have used them.
2:14.3	Ask on the BDM page is super easy.
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