664: Kurt Metzger

Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Comedy Interviews, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy

4.8 • 11K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2025

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Kurt Metzger, Emmy-winning comedian, joins the DTFH!

You can learn more about Kurt on his site: KurtMetzgerComedy.com, and you can follow him on Facebook and Twitter!

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0:00.0	Woody, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, you are a little puppet king.
0:10.0	Woody, Rudy, Rudy, you've never been hiking.
0:16.0	Rudy, Rudy, that was just a silly dream you had where you thought you were a scientist
0:23.5	a husband and the dad.
0:25.5	This is the Rudy show.
0:27.7	I had that dream again, Dragon, and it's really starting to bother me.
0:36.6	Dreams are meant to be forgotten, Rudy.
0:39.0	But this seems so real.
0:41.2	I'm out there hiking with my beautiful wife, Madison,
0:44.9	my son Charlie and Lisa,
0:47.3	and these men,
0:49.5	they came out of the trees.
0:51.1	They wore masks.
0:52.5	They took my wife.
0:53.8	Do you hear that, Rudy? Yeah, it's that stupid jack of the trees. They were wearing masks. They took my wife. Do you hear that, Rudy?
0:55.0	Yeah, it's that, it's that stupid Jack in the Box that plays whenever I tell you my dream!
1:01.0	Let's go look at the Jack in the Box.
1:03.0	This is a Jack in the Box.
1:05.0	I wonder what is in the box.
1:08.0	Can you guess what is in the box? Can you guess what is in the box?
1:15.6	It's a unicorn.
1:17.6	I really want to finish telling you my dream!
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