663: The Pete and Sebastian Show - EP 663 - "French Fries In The Pool"

The Pete and Sebastian Show

Studio71

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film

4.9 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Sebastian throws a POOL PARTY for Caruso’s birthday—unknowingly inviting an AMISH LIFEGUARD, a 6 year old DENNIS THE MENACE, and setting off PYROTECHNICS on his son’s birthday cake. Pete shows off his acting skills on an episode of KEVIN CAN WAIT. And the boys talk shop about parents at the TEQUILA BAR while their children unleash. Follow Sebastian: @SebastianComedy Follow Pete: @PeteCorreale To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/PeteAndSebastianYouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/PeteAndSebastian⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/PeteAndSebastian⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ For Sebastian's tour dates, go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.sebastianlive.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ For Pete's tour dates, go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.petecorreale.com/⁠ Go to https://shopify.com/thecast to start selling today! Get harder, longer-lasting erections with Ro Sparks: $15 off first order of medication to get hard at http:ro.co/THECAST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:20.5	This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corielli and Sebastian Manascalco
1:28.8	You're looking like a leading man. and it's funny that you bring up my clip on the Kevin James show, because the joke is you're saying you put up a clip from your acting career.
1:57.9	Bro, I put up my acting career.
2:09.2	That was the extent of my TV performance ever.
2:12.7	You're a brave man, Kevin. Thank you for your service.
2:17.7	No problem. Hey, are you a Met fan? Huge. You know what we gotta do?
2:18.8	We gotta go down to Florida, catch a little spring training.
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