663 - D-Kabob

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2022

⏱️ 141 minutes

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Summary

Here’s to wishing you one of the finest weekends that you’ve ever had, with people that make you happy and smile. No, seriously. I mean it. Tom and I will be working on our T&D AirBnB this weekend and you might find us out at Pints and Paws. You just never know! See you next week and next time, bring a friend! - d

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On this week’s show:

* Max makes friends everywhere he goes

* Hunter and Bear as names

* Tommy burned his taste buds off

* Kids can curse during songs and on vacation

* Nintendo 64

* Holy shit text from Max

* Tommy beat Tom at skiing

* Flea markets

* Putin says he is being canceled

* Gordon Ramsay sends chef to middle school

* Reptile trafficking

* Mama bears

* Scrapping

* Ross' electric smoker deal

* Did Mary from Little House on the Prairie go blind from staring at the sun?

* The origin of the term Bucketlist

* Review of Jim's Smokin' Q

* VR cheating

* D-Kabob

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1:13.9	Live from the Streamline Mortgage Solutions Studio. It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan.
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1:32.3	We hope that she will find our presentation, precise, joke heavy, and just right. Thanks. Welcome to the Friday free show of a mediocre time.
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