663. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

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One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from the hotel in Minneapolis. We chat about Glastonbury's Coldplay ft. Michael J Fox and Dua ft. Tame Impala, X-Games lifestyle, the competitive arts, a Philly recap down to the green tomato pizza, beef jerky on the plane, the meme-ification of Anthony Bourdain, and the future of fine dining and brick-and-mortar retail. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	McDonald's are making small improvements to our classic burgers.
0:03.0	Seering our pat is so they juicier,
0:05.0	adding onions at the grill for extra flavor,
0:07.0	new toastier buns,
0:09.0	and we're serving them hotter for even meltier cheese.
0:12.0	The McDonald's classics. Now a little more.
0:14.3	Mm.
0:15.3	Comparism with Prior Classic Burgers served after 11 a.m. subject to availability. The How long gone? How long gone? Coming to you live from beautiful Minneapolis Minnesota, the view here from the 25th floor.
0:46.1	I'm looking at Target Field.
0:48.1	Do you mind that I open the Shears? I hit the Shears open button? No, I don't mind. I don't because these windows are
0:54.2	mirror so they can't see you in here doing your thing thing. Oh they can't?
0:58.6	Unless they have special technology. My ops do usually but I like good to know this yeah
1:06.3	some people in the military have night vision and they have black vision yeah
1:10.6	black vision is for my so you can see the whitest guy.
1:14.0	It's the opposite.
1:15.0	It is very advanced technology.
1:18.0	It really hasn't made its way outward.
1:19.0	scanning for honkies.
1:20.0	Outward.
1:21.0	Outward.
1:22.0	Yeah, I think this whole episode, we're going to just look out the window together like two straight guys going like this.
1:29.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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