661 - Vern Bezos

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2022

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

I'm really going to have to apologize guys and tell you that Andrea is currently with Caesar at the emergency vet. I mean, hell - we just celebrated his 16th birthday yesterday, and now this? It's insane but I'll have to throw some more detailed notes here when I get a little more time. My apologies. - d

On this week’s show:

* Recording too much

* Lunch at Johnny's

* Bioluminescence

* Doing drugs on the show

* STD's

* Garage sales

* FB allowing threats to Putin

* Egging Bezos Yacht

* Vern Bezos

* FART license plate

* Dying in a port-o-potty

* The dump

* Man crashed into his neighbor's house plying "Wrecking Ball"

* HD Radios

* Brand New Cherry Flavor show

* Listeners dressing like Dan

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0:00.0	Today is a mediocre time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by our good friends at ABC Fine, Wine and Spirits.
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