661: Never Swerve To Miss A Deer, You Could Hit Something Much Worse. | The Dark Swamp Ep 661

The Dark Swamp: Horror Stories

True Crime, Society & Culture, Books, Arts

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2022

⏱️ 32 minutes

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From backwoods drives turning into a fight for your life to Park Rangers experiencing some not-so-normal night shifts, this episode will have you freaked out! Submit your account to swampdweller.net!

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The Dark Swamp: Horror Stories (Episode 661)

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0:00.0	Oh, is that a pumpkin spice latte?
0:03.3	No, it's the pumpkin spice latte.
0:05.9	Starbucks.
0:06.8	Obviously.
0:07.7	You know, I once got so obsessed with pumpkin spice,
0:09.8	I only wore orange for a month.
0:11.2	Ugh, that's nothing.
0:12.5	I once got so obsessed I got a pumpkin shame into my hair.
0:15.0	Oh, yeah?
0:15.7	Well, last year I cured outside Starbucks for a week.
0:18.0	And my tent was a shape of a pumpkin.
0:19.8	Well, I'm changing my name to pumpkin spicy.
0:23.0	Pfft.
0:24.8	The Starbucks original is back.
0:26.6	Go all out pumpkin spice.
0:28.4	Subject to availability while stocks last.
0:31.6	Coming from the backwoods myself, I can tell you
0:34.2	there is no shortage of spooky stories.
0:37.0	They come in all shapes and sizes out here.
0:39.2	Whether it's bigfoot, spin kicking you in the groin
0:41.7	to steal your lunch money.
0:43.1	Or, yogi bear coming to punch you in your stomach
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