660 - Ring Hoses & Pinching Noses

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2022

⏱️ 132 minutes

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Summary

My eyes are killing me! Lots of editing and recording because. We want you guys to have lots of new shows while we’re out on vacation! Sure - that makes us strange but we just love doing it. With all of that said, I’m going to get back to editing these videos and skimp on the notes this week. You get the idea! See you Monday and bring a friend! - d

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On this week’s show:

* Wringing hoses and pinching noses

* Seth has ninja turtle feet

* Tommy being called a pussycat

* "Get away from me homo"

* Kids and video games

* Kimbo Slice Jr vs Seth

* Bitcoin Rodney

* Seth wants to do an OnlyFans

* Magnet fishing

* Feet saber

* Dancing with Tom

* Turkey necks

* Generational cartoons

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0:00.0	I know you want to get into the St. Patrick's Day Spirit, and man, we got an event for you
0:04.3	that I think you're going to like because it's huge, and they've been doing it for 23 years.
0:10.3	It's Meg O'Malley's big St. Patrick's Day Street Bash, and you're going to want to be down here.
0:16.1	Yep, it's downtown Melbourne.
0:18.1	It's March 12th, and they've got events going on all day. And if you want to get
0:22.3	into the Irish spirit, this is the party to go to. 8.30, there's like a run that starts. They start
0:27.6	at 9. I think not, oh no, wait, 9.30 is when they start with a parade. Nine is when they
0:33.6	kick off. You've got the elevators at your headliner. It's going to be music all day.
0:38.8	Irish food trucks, regular food trucks, Irish Pipers.
0:42.6	Arts and craft vendors, a bunch of different vendors,
0:45.9	badpipers.
0:46.5	Marching bands, I got it all, man.
0:48.2	Eric Merchman will be out there with Tom and Dan giveaways and gear if you want it.
0:53.2	It's going to be an entire street party all day. Again, it's downtown Melbourne, March 12th. It's the Megal Malley's 23rd Annual St. Patrick's Street Fest. And if you're looking to get into the Irish spirit, you've got to check it out. And again, merchmen will be out there giving giving out merch all day, and it's going to be an awesome
1:12.2	party. So check it out. For more info, go to megomalley's.com and just click on the link.
1:17.0	Live from the Streamline Mortgage Solutions Studio. It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan.
1:32.9	Hello, this is your mediocre time with Tom and Dan program.
1:43.8	We hope that you will find our presentation, precise, joke heavy, and just right thanks thanks Welcome to the Friday free show of a mediocre time.
2:16.5	Welcome to the Friday free show of A Mediocre Time.
2:27.4	Hey, everybody. Welcome to another A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan.
2:28.0	I'm Dan.
2:28.9	I'm Tom.
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