66 - Steve Gets Assaulted By A Mall Masseuse

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2019

⏱️ 72 minutes

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0:00.0	I'm Robert Siegel. Now Moore Valley.
0:03.2	The podcast about police in Connecticut, high-level radioactive waste.
0:08.7	Should more river cities build high-fund wars, like the one I saw in Hannibal, Missouri, our lowly noses, the biggest
0:15.3	single mass defection ever from the unwanted attention of the FBI, and more than 40 Cuban
0:20.9	dancers with the help of the belly folk.
0:23.7	Lee Newton Elliot, Morgan, Joe Bear, Edded, and Steve Saragosia.
0:28.2	Holy shit.
0:33.0	Okay, yeah, that's, um, whoa.
0:37.0	Man, I feel I'm not stoned I feel so stoned.
0:40.0	Is that weird that I had that weird like synergy moment in my brain that was like,
0:43.4	You're a baby.
0:45.2	We constantly talk about how we have the most talented fans.
0:48.4	We do have the most talented fans. We do have the most talented fans.
0:49.6	With the quickest turn around on making really dope stuff for us especially on this show. I'm going to
0:54.7	say though that all of our fans or a high percentage of them have been slightly infected
1:00.7	with Zaragoza's C. Yes. Oh I see we just there's a little bit of infected with a
1:04.0	a strain zeragosa.
1:05.0	There's a little bit of strange.
1:06.0	Zargosa.
1:07.0	Yeah, there goes a strain.
1:08.0	Oh, I love it.
1:09.0	I love that's all I've ever wanted and and and what I've been
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