Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Screen Rock podcast.

The podcast we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been written on our screens and indeed our minds.

Now, usually at this point on what would be a Patreon special, I would say, big fuck off to everyone who subscribes on Apple.

Couldn't care less about the people who subscribe on Spotify and a big fucker to everyone who subscribes on YouTube because they're doing nothing for us. I'd be sending all my love and devotion to those who subscribe on patrons. The Freemasons on Three-N-N-N-A-month. They're getting an extra episode every single week. The Illuminati on Five-99 a month getting an extra episode every week and a free hat. But this week, the Patreon special that this would have been,

this would have been an extra episode every week and a free hat. But this week, the patron special that this would have been, this would have been an exclusive episode just for people who paid their way. In the spirit of Christmas, we're giving it away to all of you. Despite the fact you had an episode yesterday, you get another one today. Welcome to the show. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with Jake Farrell. Boy, you, what day is it down there?

It's bonus screen rod day, Mr Scrooge.

That's where we're at.

It's nice to extend the spirit of Christmas to patrons and non-patrians alike,

to give a little peek behind the curtain into what it's like to be part of the exclusive club.

This is what the, yeah, exactly that, exactly. And because the thing is, like, and I always make an effort with that. Like, there was times where you were like, big up the patron, shout, everything. And I was like, oh, we all of you as well, by the way. I mean, look, the truth of the matter is, I feel like we've entered into a abusive relationship, certainly a toxic relationship with the people that listen to this podcast.

Well, firstly with each other and then with them.

Yeah, well, that's been 10 years.

And now we've gone Polly.

We've gone Polly.

We've introduced 10,000 people in and they're making us feel awful.

Yeah, man.

Every day they make us feel worse.

Basically, I'd say, and patrons will have heard bits of this already.

Another thing if you're enjoying yourself, sign up.

But a couple of weeks ago, I went out.

I went out.

I had two beers, two Jaeger bombs.

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