What's up, everybody.

What's up, everybody? Welcome to history. Hi, Heinez. This is Chris Sistephano, aka. Crystal Clear, Chris D. With me, as always, Janis, Pappas, aka Yani, nobody cares because you're Greek. Listen, I'm in a bad fucking mood. Okay, I'm just going to start up by telling you the truth. I'm in a bad mood. I'm tired. I haven't seen my daughter in five days.

I got a thousand things to do today and I'm fucking exhausted. So let me just be crystal clear. Let me open up with crystal clear. Okay, here's the truth. Nobody care. AOC, you're stupid. Nobody cares about this dumb liberal bullshit. Okay? it's Trump 2020 and that's what it fucking is.

I'm wearing a Whitney Houston t-shirt and I swear to fucking God. I have a Whitney Houston. When I have on a Whitney Houston t-shirt, it's because I'm in such a bad mood that I need somebody to get me through and I need her angelic voice and I just want to think about her dancing around her little 80s jumpsuit because the truth does I want to tuck my dick back and be Whitney Houston, but and going blackface because I don't fucking care. I don't think I don't think it's racist.

So I just, I just really have kind of had enough today.

Yeah.

And I know Godfrey is late.

He's, he's going to be 45 minutes late because let's be let's be fucking honest.

He doesn't have a shit together. Okay. He probably listened to the episode and heard that Jim Gaffigan was up in this studio sitting here comfortably. Well, when he called and he said, yeah, we'll get you next week, Godfrey. Well, listen, one of one. Because make no mistakes, Salt Plain didn't take off. Yeah. Let's be honest.

Sometimes you got to get bumped because one guy makes $35 million a year.

And the other guy just pull-ups off to scaffolding.

The other guy has cold cuts in his mini-fridgined his hotel room.

Yeah.

Because we got to start sending Mike Suarez, aka emoji face for coffee more often, just so he can get some exercise going up to stairs.

Because make no mistake, he just went. The coffee shop is right next door, but it is down two

flights of stairs. And my money is a little wet from the sweat and his fingertips.

Am I a real infuriating person to be around? Because sometimes I have to take my glasses on and off.

I'm at the age right now where I can't see things if they're far or near.

It depends.

Yeah.

What's going on.

So I'm constantly just taking them on and off like a grandpa. Yeah. Here's what I'm going to call you. I'm going to call you Yanni thresholds because the thing is when you're, when I'm in a bad mood and I'm exhausted, I don't want to be here.

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