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🗓️ 26 August 2025
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Getting divorced sucks. But getting divorced before you’re 30? Kind of chic. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon talk about break ups, divorces, and dating married men. It’s all fun and games until he doesn’t leave his wife. But don’t worry! Alex and Jon are still happily married. They do talk about what they would do if they ever got divorced. Alex would be fine…but Jon? He can’t afford to lose Alex so he’s on his best behavior…for the rest of his life.
0:00 - Intro
35:41 - I Want To Save My Marriage
38:52 - His Ex-Wife Still Has His Last Name
41:40 - They Got Back Together...Yay?
45:59 - Homewrecker or Homemaker?
49:36 - She’s Dating a Married Man!
52:01 - We’re Getting Divorced Over Kids
57:57 - How Do I Tell Him I’m a Divorcee?
01:02:12 - Do You Want IG Models or Me?
01:11:18 - I Hate My Ex’s Cat
01:17:54 - Recs of the Week
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:03.0 | What a good concept where it's like you die. |
| 0:05.6 | You had two people who you loved in life, |
| 0:07.4 | like your husband who you were with for like 30 years |
| 0:09.6 | and then like your partner after. |
| 0:11.6 | And it's like, who do you choose? |
| 0:13.3 | Now that's different. |
| 0:14.3 | I'd be fighting in the afterlife. |
| 0:15.8 | Exactly. |
| 0:16.3 | Be thrown hands in afterlife. |
| 0:17.5 | I pass away and you then remarried. |
| 0:20.7 | Fuck that bitch. |
| 0:26.9 | And welcome back to Give It to Be Straight. |
| 0:29.7 | I'm Alex. |
| 0:30.4 | And I'm John. |
| 0:31.3 | And we're your gracious, gracious, gracious host. |
| 0:37.9 | Here we go. What's up? What? My fucking host. Here we go. |
| 0:39.1 | What's up? |
| 0:39.6 | What? |
| 0:40.0 | My fucking hair. |
| 0:41.1 | Dude, you complained about it. |
| 0:42.3 | You could get it cut shorter. |
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