You guys welcome to episode 63 of the mushroom the podcast that deep dives on the well

known and more importantly not so well known hookups of well sure you guessed it your favorite reality TV

stars it's so good to see you again how are you you look amazing you guys I'm

really super excited to like not excited in the way that I normally am

Could we talk for a second before we begin

First of all I have a couple things to download you on. A, your boy got a new job.

I'm no longer an apple slave.

I am no longer a new slave, guys I have found my freedom I's not working on that

railroad no mo your boy is free fully free to enjoy life, friends, the daytime, holidays.

Um, yeah, like I'm feeling really good right now.

I'm in a really good mood.

B, or two, whatever, I just recently went back and listened to just like random old

episodes of this podcast. And you know, I realized that it's really good for me to be doing this to be

recording this Brittany and Kevin part two. As you know we're doing a Brittany

experience in Kevin Federline part two and you know I need this you know I need to purge this out I am

so fucking sick of listening to myself compare other people to Brittany Spears. It's like, it's wild. Like I will truly find a way.

You know how narcissists will find a way to make anything about them? Me being the selfless humble person that I am, I'll find a way to make anything about

Brittany Spears.

You could literally tell me that you took a shit in a street and scooped it up with a piece of bread and ate it and I would

somehow be able to revert it back to some old-timey Brittany tail.

Well, reminds me at the time.

So yeah, this is good for me. This is good for me to purge it out. I'm ready to like release these demons that clearly live inside of me. I'm full of Theton's. I've got Brittany Theton's taking over my body, my brain, my elbows, my ankles, every part of me is covered in little

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