#66 - Are You Garbage?

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.5 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2024

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Kevin Ryan and H. Foley of the Are You Garbage? comedy podcast make their momentous return to the pod to discuss the as-is section at Ikea, getting ripped off, horrible cars, Ozempic, bone density, how Foley used to play with his bird, and much more. Kevin, Foley and Stav help callers including a husband whose wife of 14 years is mad at him after he confessed that he cheated on her early in their relationship, and an unhinged divorced man who's annoyed that his ex-wife is cutting off their post-divorced affair.

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0:00.0	OPA, welcome everybody to Stavi's World 904-800 Stav.
0:05.0	That's right, boys.
0:09.0	You think you're the only ones you do a radio intro?
0:12.0	The kid's got a hotline.
0:13.0	Call in will solve your problems.
0:15.0	We got the R-U garbage boys on the couch.
0:17.0	How we do it, fellas?
0:18.0	They're doing good, buddy.
0:19.0	Thank you for having it.
0:20.0	Of course.
0:21.0	Always a good time.
0:22.0	Yeah. Good to see you, boys. It's almost a little more than a year. Are you less comfortable on the couch than you were? I thought you were on O'ZMP, have you gotten fat or what's going on? Whoa, I mean, hey.
0:35.0	I feel like you were more comfortable on the first one.
0:38.0	I just feel like I'm not providing a comfortable house for my guests.
0:42.0	Talk about me being in my head for the next night.
0:44.0	First thing, you looked very unwell.
0:48.0	I didn't say unwell, I said uncomfortable.
0:51.0	Did you get more bloated?
0:54.0	No, he's down and I'm down a handful too.
0:58.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:59.0	Maybe it's a posture thing.
1:00.0	I don't know what it is.
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