This is a headgum original.

Jake and a mere two Jews that you can't forget.

In 2010, they were big on the internet,

but then three failed pilots, two rejected movie scripts. Won't last it's effort

To try and stop their career

From going to shit

Seven

Another podcast

Each app different from the last

It's the Swiss Army nightful shows.

Now let me meet you two pathetic hosts.

It's a pretty interesting gesture from you.

That looked a little bit like the Elon Musk.

My heart goes out to you. My heart goes out to you. My heart goes out to you.

It was really stiff. What's all the hubbub about? His heart went out. He's being an empath. He has arthritis and empathy and vague Nazi ties. And I guess all three of them came together. Quick numbers crunched

from last week. Let's get the house cleaning slash accounting out of the way. If you've been

with us on this kind of fucked up journey for the last two episodes. And by the way, I swear we're not

going to just do this again. So don't worry, this isn't a bait and switch. Although I do think

it would be funny to call this episode zero to 200 just to weed out the casuals who aren't willing

to fucking die with us. We're going to play this game until there's four people left that listen to our podcast,

but they are all buying Helix mattresses every single week, so it's still worthwhile.

Think of it as a Survivor style podcast.

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