#65a: Loan Zone (Andrew Themeles, Ari Shaffir, DJ, TMZ, Josh Martin)

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 25 June 2012

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Andrew Themeles met me at the Comedy Store to talk about his role in the economic collapse. It was a beautiful LA day, so we sat in the front patio and watched all the madness on Sunset during our conversation. It was an insightful look into where we all went wrong. And we also talked a little about fucking British sluts without condoms.

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0:00.0	Somebody hold me a dime, I wanna call my whole time used to be
0:24.0	Somebody hold me a dime, I wanna call my whole time used to be
0:38.0	Hello everybody, welcome to Ari Schubert's Skeptic Tank episode
0:42.0	I don't know, man, that song is so fucking good, that kind of can play guitar
0:48.0	Dude, I don't ever hear about him before, fuck I'm not even high, I get teared up, I'm getting teared up listening how good that song was
1:00.0	Let's go back to it for a second
1:18.0	I need somebody, you rent my home
1:32.0	God, I don't know what it is, man, it just gets to me, fuck, when I hear good music
1:36.0	I guess this is any kind of art, when I see any kind of art that's really good, I fucking tear up
1:42.0	Nirvana's never mind all the way through, if I ever read this stranger, again, or when I finished reading again, what's it called, catcher in the ride
1:56.0	Fuck, I start crying, it's so fucking good, things, things are so good
2:00.0	Speaking of all that, true best is July 21st, 22nd, 23rd, I can't say that's not responsible for these sorts of feelings
2:08.0	Do you want to love everything? Do mushrooms
2:12.0	Ladies and gentlemen, Schumfest is the International Mushroom Festival that has been started, I guess technically by me, but really by the universe
2:18.0	And this year it falls July 21st, 22nd, and, or 23rd
2:24.0	That means no matter where you are in the world, people will be doing mushrooms, July 21st, 22nd, or 23rd, please join in
2:32.0	I just found out that I will be doing a Schumfest show in Montreal, Quebec, Canada
2:40.0	As soon as Schumfest ends, we're starting at 11.59am, the Monday, sorry, not AM, PM, the Monday of Schumfest
2:49.0	And that's going to kick off a week of storyteller shows that I'm doing with my friend Eric Abrams and Sam Safer
2:56.0	We have this storyteller show called This Is Not Happening
3:00.0	And we're doing a series of them for the whole week in Montreal at that training strip club across the street from club soda
3:06.0	It's part of Zufest, so I think you've got to get a pass or something, but you can come to all of them
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