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We're passionate about beer. I want to help you find the tastiest ones.

Each week, we try a bunch, tell you what we think,

and crack a few jokes along the way.

Because drinking beer is fun, and a beer podcast should be too.

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The biggest cut.

Yeah.

I sliced the tip of my left ring have ever gotten? The biggest cut. Yeah.

I sliced the tip of my left ring finger off when I was six years old.

Oh, like all the way off.

Ah, freaky finger.

Did they have to, like, cut, like, sew it back on?

Yeah, it was, like, just a hair of skin left and they sewed it back on.

Oh. I got, um, I don't know, it was like probably a good eight inches slice in the gut by a surgeon.

What the hell? Like a murder surgeon?

Yeah, murder surgeon. It was actually a sturgeon, Grant. It was a fish.

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