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Thank you so much for tuning in to the podcast. Today, I'm excited to announce yet another comedy tour. I am coming to Phoenix, Fort Worth, Austin, Texas, Atlanta, probably Charlotte and

or Raleigh.

I'm still working out those dates, but I have St. Louis, Kansas City, Little Rock, possibly

Memphis, and very likely Chicago. I'm still locking in a date. I even have a tentative date,

but I don't want to say it yet.

So the tickets are available right now at DavidC. Smalley.com.

If you go there and for whatever reason a city that I mentioned isn't on the list yet, that means I'm waiting on an

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