657 - Slap Her Dad Around
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 11 February 2022
⏱️ 144 minutes
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Summary
I’m off to get my hairs cut but shout out to the entire team for being so awesome and for the outstanding week of podcasting. And yes, I’m serious! Hahaha… Have a fantastic weekend and make sure to check TomandDan.com for the new hoodies that we only ordered a handful of. (Idiots!)
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On this week’s show:
* Tom's Superbowl party invite
* Halftime show
* Limp Bizkit's new album
* Oviedo Dick Monster
* Straws
* Booger Sugar Valentines cards
* Russia vs Ukraine update
* Tiny piss locks/Doping at the Olympics
* Trump flushing documents
* Billie Eilish/Kanye beef
* Bomb threats
* Slap her dad around- Sublime lyrics gone wrong
* Can't do percentages
* Tom likes it soggy
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