What is surprising, is it your celebrity crush knocking on your front door?

Oh, hiya!

Is it barbecuing and not burning the sausages?

Oh, hiya!

Is it realising your cat has more friends than you?

Or is it finding seven seasons of iconic American comedy parks and recreation to stream free on ITVX?

You be the judge, ITVX, the UK's freshest streaming service.

First and foremost, I want to apologise for, you know, looking a little sick

and under the weather as I'm not feeling too well right now. I may have caught a little bit

of the shrek pox now I'm just kidding, but I do have a little bit of a cold not feeling too

well so hopefully it doesn't drag down my energy too much.

You think, after all of the videos we've done on this channel about the crazy things that

happen in the middle of nowhere, that people would just stop freaking going there by now?

But apparently, that's just not the case, but that's good for us here in this swamp,

because the more people who continuously go out to the middle of nowhere and get slapped up by

some windagos, it allows me to have more stories to share with you.

So, if you have a story that you would like to share in a future episode,

be sure to submit it at swampdweller.net or the email you can find in the description

or you can even go to our new Reddit or slash the dark swamp I'd love to see your stories.

Be sure to hit that like button, subscribe if you're new and get ready for these creepy

and allegedly true middle of nowhere horror stories that'll freak you out tonight.

Appalachian Trail Camping Horror Story

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