655 - Dongers Lakeside

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2022

⏱️ 159 minutes

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Summary

And just like that, we’re enjoy the final Friday Free Show of January! Man, it seems to be flying! 😳 Thanks so much to all of you who caught the show live today on Twitch! If you’re looking for a little Twitch streaming action in your life, then look no further than HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive We think you’ll dig it, and let’s be honest, streaming content is not going anywhere. I’m afraid we’re stuck with the cameras for a bit. (At least until the aliens start harvesting our eyeballs. I think we’ve got a bit.)

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On this week’s show:

* Lilly's on the Lake all male revue scandal

* Dongers on the lake

* Fleshlight maintenance

* Anniversaries

* Funko pops

* Russia vs Ukraine

* Pittsburgh bridge collapse

* Weekend at Bernie's cashing check

* Pasco County Sheriff's office shut down social media

* Scholarship mixup

* Kiss Jim Justice's Babydog's hiney

* Dan allergic to peepee dogs

* Build a bear kiosk

* Celebrity secrets

* Alice in Wonderland porn

* 1,000 show shake-up

* Max and the ukulele

* Tom's rowing machine

* Call Mama Vann about being a good wife

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0:00.0	Today's a mediocre time that Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by
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0:12.5	They could do luxury vinyl plank like Daniel did throughout his whole house.
0:15.7	I wish sort of now that I'd gone with tile.
0:18.5	I really enjoyed the tile that you have in your home.
0:21.2	It just looks so lux and so high quality, but basically any flooring you need, they can do it.
0:26.2	You might want soft surfaces in your bedrooms. We did. You got the shawl carpet. I think that's what we got.
0:32.2	It's phenomenal having a company that actually brings the samples to you, saves you so much time. And having the samples at home is a big deal because you can actually see what it's going to look like in your dwelling, which is nice. Yeah, give them a call if you're thinking about re-flooring your house. They will, like Daniel said, they'll bring the samples. You could leave the samples there, walk by them, see if you like them. Put your foot on them if you want to. I mean, it really does make a difference.
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1:28.3	They ended up doing it like four days. It was faster. Super clean, super efficient, mega-professional, which is what you're looking for. You know, you don't want to mess some things up or making the place look spotless when they left. It was just all in all, I'm really proud that we get to work with these guys. Yeah, it's BDM-owned, so make sure you tell them Tom and Dan sent you.
1:45.0	It's at-home floor store.com.
1:47.1	Live from the stream. really proud that we get to work with these guys. Yeah, it's BDM-owned, so make sure you tell them Tom and Dan sent you.
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1:47.0	Live from the Streamline Mortgage Solutions Studio.
1:51.2	It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan.
1:54.0	Whoopee!
1:58.4	Hello, this is your mediocre time with Tom and Dan program.
2:05.7	We hope that you will find our presentation, precise, joke heavy, and just right. Thanks. Welcome to the Friday free show of a mediocre time.
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