655. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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One-on-one pod today: Chris is in Aspen, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about TJ's return to America, breaking down cardboard boxes, miracle whips, we kick around some ideas on how to help the WNBA, what's wrong with Alcaraz, Charli XCX's Brat, Killers of the Bowery Ballroom, Chris is in Aspen for a Loro Piana high-altitude activation, a Whole Foods overheard, and Chris' article last week about unplugging in the Sprinter. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The How long gone? Back in the mother-fucking saddle it's a beautiful Sunday here in Aspen, Colorado.
0:23.0	I'm coming to you from the little Nell Hotel,
0:25.2	just looking at some gondolas go up and down the mountain.
0:28.4	Wow.
0:29.4	Them jeans is back in this beautiful country.
0:31.9	Thank Christ. I hope you left the tank tops in Europe
0:36.4	How are you feeling? I'm feeling good. I'm doing that I'm doing that thing you all know that thing when you get home from a trip and then you just you got to do the checklist the laundry
0:48.1	You got a wash all your wife beaters
0:51.3	Plug in your apply plug your sonna back in, water the plants, you know, reinstate your
0:58.8	email, schedule a haircut for you, something like that.
1:02.8	You know what I'm talking about, Chris?
1:04.4	Take out the, well actually, and the biggest thing is
1:07.5	break down all of my influencer cardboard boxes
1:10.2	and try and cram them into my recycling bin.
1:12.8	That's unfortunately a full-time job,
1:15.0	and I hope you have the right kind of exacto knife
1:18.0	for the job.
1:19.0	I hope you're not using your fisker scissors just displayed open.
1:23.0	I hope you have a nice blade.
1:24.0	No, no, no, I have a safety neon green blade retractable.
1:29.4	Yes.
1:30.4	Same.
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