# 655 - Ben Schwartz Teaches Me How to Text

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.6 • 10.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2024

⏱️ 80 minutes

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I sit down with actor and the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog, Ben Schwartz. We talk about intrusive thoughts, guilt, Improv, our favorite music, and Ben teaches me how to text my friends back. Go to Ben’s website for all tour dates: https://www.rejectedjokes.com Follow Ben YT: https://www.youtube.com/@rejectedjokes IG: https://www.instagram.com/rejectedjokes --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: Ship Skis (Ship & Play) - Go to https://Shipskis.com and use the code BERTCAST to get 20% off your first shipment and save yourself the hassle this ski season. ZBiotics - Go to https://www.zbiotics.com/bertcast to learn more and get 15% off your first order when you use BERTCAST at checkout. Pretty Litter - Go to https://PrettyLitter.com/bertcast for 20% off your first order & get a free cat toy. BetterHelp - Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/bert Manscaped - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code BERT at https://manscaped.com BlueChew - Get your first month free at https://bluechew.com with promo code BERTCAST. --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Your boy, Bert Kreischer, is coming to New Orleans.
0:02.6	Saturday, February 8th.
0:03.7	He's bringing Nikki Glazer, Tony Hinchcliff, and Adam Ray as Dr. Fifth.
0:07.5	Don't be right there.
0:08.5	Get tickets now at Ticketmaster.com.
0:10.9	Hey, buddy, I was just talking about you.
0:13.0	I hope you're enjoying Legos.
0:14.8	That's not good.
0:15.3	Okay, let's start from the beginning.
0:16.4	And by the way, you're doing great. Let me be the burden to tell you. I know you like Legos. No, don't do that. You don't have to mention Legos. You just, you don't have to mention Legos.
0:23.2	No Legos. No Legos. No need. Okay, here we go.
0:28.5	Like, you have a pretty interesting career, but do you ever like, do you ever wish you were like a Matthew McCona? What does that mean? Take me through it. And then tell me what your NED shot means.
0:39.0	Pull up what NAD is up there.
0:40.5	NAD.
0:41.3	NAD.
0:41.9	It's the building blocks of something.
0:44.6	I know Rogan does it, so I do it.
0:46.1	Wait, tell me what you mean when you said like I, you're like, if you your career's cool, but... All of us in comedy would love to be able to do what you do, right?
0:57.1	But you, do you ever look at what you do and go,
1:01.2	I wish I was like an action hero or action movie star.
1:05.5	You know what it is?
1:06.2	I wish that I could...
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