#654: Mother Slug

Tell Em Steve-Dave

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4.9 • 7.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Tilly Norwood, Riyadh comedy festival, Bry & Q offer advice, do raccoons ‘feel’, TESD saves a listener, old rock and rollers.

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0:00.0	Nobody was like, we can't have Q-tips representing people.
0:10.8	Yeah. I was wondering about both you guys.
0:31.4	Have either of you ever salted a slug?
0:40.7	Were you wearing a pleated skirt?
0:42.3	Maybe that's why you didn't look like Hercules?
0:43.7	That could be it.
0:44.5	Yeah.
0:44.7	I did used to wear pleated skirts to the chin.
0:51.2	Tell them, Steve, Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him, Steve Dave.
0:56.6	Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave with BQ.
1:00.6	Hello.
1:01.8	Walt.
1:02.8	Hello.
1:03.4	Very reserved Walt today.
1:05.3	Yeah, I fell asleep before you guys got here.
1:08.0	Oh, did you?
1:08.6	Yeah.
1:09.9	Fucks me up if you fall asleep in the middle of the afternoon.
1:13.6	Where were you when you fell asleep?
1:15.1	I was just sitting in this chair that I'm sitting in and all of a sudden I was watching TV.
1:19.3	The next thing I know, I was out like a light.
1:22.4	And get him has a fucking chloroform soaked rag at his head.
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