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Hey, we're the bearests. We're passionate about beer. I want to help you find the tastiest ones.

Each week, we try a bunch, tell you what we think, and crack a few jokes along the way. Because

drinking beer is fun, and a beer podcast should be too. and I don't even want to do an intro.

Let's just jump right into the episode.

I've got this 30-minute long story I'd like to tell before we get to the episode, Grant.

Mark, no one wants to hear your universal theory of how corduroyd pants are the sexiest thing.

I thought it was going to be to think about crypto again.

You can even get us.

Every single time he just talks about, oh, you got to buy up and what, buy low?

I don't know how it works.

You're confusing my pitch on honey with crypto again, John.

No, don't do. Fuck. Do you buy honey low? Oh, absolutely. You're low my pitch on honey with crypto again, John. No, don't do.

Fuck.

Do you buy honey low?

Oh, absolutely.

You lowly buy it?

Yeah.

You buy a low, sell high.

In secret?

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