653 - Waterboarding Tom

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2022

⏱️ 134 minutes

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Summary

What a strange, strange, sad week. To those of you who caught us LIVE on Twitch this week - thank you so much! We've really been having a good time trying to bring you something a little bit different. And on that note, I'm off to see Ms. Pat at the Improv! Have a fantastic weekend and we'll see you Monday! - d

On this week's show:

* Front license plates

* Navage

* Need a BDM dentist

* Gold crowns

* Ross' fight in a parking lot

* Donating plasma- awesome/sad

* Key West buoy set on fire

* FBI lying about stealing gold

* Breeding/hoarding parakeets

* Sawdust and the lady hamsters

* Mapping the universe

* Crypto coin civil lawsuit

* Jake Paul fake Pokemon cards

* Bam Margera's social media

* Urban squezin

* Pineberries

* Juan Papaya Pockets

* Magical Cuban papaya

* Reporter and horse porn

* Skyriz ...again!

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0:00.0	Today is a mediocre time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by Securedroofing and Restoration.com.
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1:11.7	Live from the Streamline Mortgage Solutions Studio.
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1:18.9	Whoopi!
1:23.0	Hello.
1:24.6	This is your mediocre time with Tom and Dan program.
1:30.6	We hope that you will find our presentation, precise, joke heavy, and just right. Thanks. I'm Welcome to the Friday free show of a mediocre time.
2:17.1	And now your first story.
2:22.3	I forgot to tell you guys when I did that, me and Samantha were at home, and we did that...
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