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Patreon.com slash small beans. The I can I start with an anecdote we never do this but I want to start with a little

anecdote I can go for it I think it'll set the stage for this and then I'll intro us real quick

Griffin Rowell recurring friend of the podcast,

is one of my oldest friends.

Uh, had an uncle who worked for Area 51

and had top secret security clearance,

and though those things were both verifiable like as an adult

I verified that those things are true but he would constantly tell us like oh yeah there is

stuff I can't tell you I'll take it to my grave but yeah there's stuff you'll want to know and it's like

how much of that was just for our but anyway later in his life he went nuts and he would do these binders and he ended up doing one for every

county in the entire United States which there's like thousands and then he started over and

did it again and it was just a binder that said like the square footage of this

county is this, the current mayor of this county is this. Like he just made binders of

what you would Google essentially you you know, about an area.

The geographical center is at this latitude and longitude.

And he coveted them and loved them and filled his house with these binders over and over and

over.

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