Lenolium Knife. A podcast of the cinema. Were you looking for some theme music? Are you a long-time listener to Linolium Knife? And you're thinking, where's that delightful, bouncy theme music? Guess what? It's, it's things that we'll be back. There were problems. Yes. We don't know how to fix it. So we're going to figure out a way to fix it. Yeah. We'll carry on in the meantime. But it hasn't gone anywhere. We're not replacing it. We love it too much. This is a podcast about the current cinema posted by me. My name is Dave White. I am a film critic. And you, Alonzo Duraldi, say your name.

I'm Alonzo Durraldi, and I'm a film critic.

Yeah, you two are a film critic.

And we just realized something.

What's that?

Oh, yeah.

Today is the 14th birthday of this podcast.

Yes.

It's an unruly teen.

Unruly or just...

Irritating.

It goes to its room and slams the door a lot.

We've been recording this podcast for 14 years.

Yeah.

And our technical skills have become no better.

Maybe even worse.

Than they were 14 years ago.

We, however, are sharper.

Sharper and smarter and faster and sleeker and more beautiful.

It's true.

Than we've ever been before.

Very good at podcasting.

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