#651 You'd be well served to kiss my ass you jerk off (preview)
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 5 September 2024
⏱️ 6 minutes
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TODAY: Trump goes double siko mode on veterans--making fun of them for dying to get a medal of honor as opposed to giving him a bunch of money like Miriam Adelson, then shooting a campaign video at Arlington Natl. Cemetary where a member of his group also allegedly assaulted a female employee.
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| 0:00.0 | On the campaign trail in Pennsylvania on Wednesday, Republican vice presidential nominee Senator J.D. Vance of Ohio said Harris could quote, go to hell over the Afghanistan withdrawal. Okay. You need to go to hell. It's so funny. He's such a he's he's so fucking fake. He's such a chump. Harris could go to hell over the Afghanistan withdrawal and blamed reporters for the campaign's |
| 0:23.7 | controversy, which he called a, quote, disagreement. Quote, you guys in the media, you're acting like |
| 0:28.9 | Donald Trump filmed a TV commercial at a gravesite. Vance said. He was there providing emotional |
| 0:34.9 | support and a lot of brave Americans who lost loved ones. |
| 0:38.0 | They should never have lost. |
| 0:39.6 | And there happened to be a camera there. |
| 0:41.2 | And somebody gave him permission to have that camera there. |
| 0:44.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:45.3 | It wasn't anybody in charge. |
| 0:46.4 | It wasn't anybody in charge who actually knew the rules gave him permission. |
| 0:50.5 | It's so funny. |
| 0:51.1 | You guys are acting like he filmed a TV commercial at a grave site. |
| 0:54.3 | It was a TikTok commercial. |
| 0:56.2 | Not the same thing. |
| 0:57.5 | It was like there was like a small crew. |
| 0:59.8 | There was no like boom mic. |
| 1:02.4 | It's so sick that where everybody, you know, everybody who's not a Trump fanatic is like, oh, that was probably illegal. |
| 1:10.5 | That was, that was probably against a hundred rules and just nothing is going to happen, you know? |
| 1:16.4 | What if that's what Trump got taken down for? |
| 1:19.6 | That'd be poetic. |
| 1:21.1 | I'd love that. |
| 1:23.3 | Um, we should try to like trigger, I don't know know i'll just do a change dot org campaign we'll we'll we'll |
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