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The Harland Highway

650 - Harland goes to the Oscars. Giant nipples and giant monsters

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2015

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Harland reports live from the Oscars. Have you ever seen a giant nipple? Why do they kill movie monsters so fast?? Staba blab! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Oh, he's clever. Who's clever? Me? No, not me, surely not me. But we have a very clever show today. So excited folks, this is a first for us. We have, we have have we have hired a

0:16.6

a unbelievable human being and unbelievable

0:20.6

person, a correspondent who's gonna take us live to the red carpet at the Oscars which are happening right now

0:28.0

Live today tonight and we're in where we've got a guy out in Hollywood on the carpet with the microphone.

0:36.0

We're going to try and get interviews with all the top celebrities.

0:39.6

It's going to be unbelievable.

0:42.2

And we're going to be checking in all through the show with

0:44.6

with our new correspondence. So very exciting stuff. Also on the on the theme of

0:50.4

movies we're going to be talking about movie creatures and movie

0:54.6

monsters and the pet peeve that I have with them. The fact that they make them and

1:01.8

they always seem to die a minute after we see them on screen.

1:07.0

And then we're also going to talk about something even more horrifying.

1:11.0

That's right, I'm going to talk about my left nipple. Yeah, that's pretty

1:15.9

scary stuff. Wait a you hear about how I was tormented by my own left nipple. Yeah. So buckle in we got the Oscars we got monsters we got

1:27.4

nipples it is the Harland Highway.

1:32.0

Ladies gentlemen I'd like to introduce the Harlan Highway.

1:34.0

I will please you all, believe me.

1:38.0

What is he lies?

1:40.0

What is he going to get him right?

1:42.0

Oh, he's an angel stuck from here.

1:46.0

You're going to need a bigger post.

1:48.0

You're listening to Harlan Williams.

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