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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

650 - Fast and Disgusting

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2021

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Summary

And just like that, one of the longest weeks in our lives is over! A lot of people don't know this, but up until Christmas is when we sort of work the most. I'm not sure how it ever got to that, but we're here. And apologies for almost all deliverables being late today (except for the show) as I am setting up a new laptop. Thanks for listening, watching, and all that. See you Monday! - d
 
On this week's show:
 
*Tuddle and Seth are in-studio
* Interviews for the next new hire
* Turd punching
* Felicia retiring
* Duration of sex- Fast and disgusting 
* Suicide pods
* Meta's Horizon World
* Dan and Andrea fight about Home Alone Lego set 
* Seth almost sunk his boat
* Toni  Mongiat calls in about his improv show
* "Tuddle's Got a Gun" song
 
Snoots,
 
d

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Today's podcast is brought to you by AmericanAaronheat.com.

0:04.7

Me and Daniel got complete new systems with American Air and Heat.

0:08.2

Not only did I get a new system, but I got complete duct work done.

0:12.5

Yeah, you got basically your entire home.

0:15.0

All of the duct to work reruns.

0:17.2

So now your air conditioning unit is running more efficiently.

0:22.5

For me, and you might have the same problem, and I know you had this too, even with your duct to work. I was underpowered,

0:26.9

so I wasn't getting the right amount of poundage, I guess, of air into my home. And American

0:33.4

Air, they can do all of this. And preventative maintenance from, you know, from that to buying a whole new system, you can do all of it with American Air and Heat.

0:42.0

Yeah.

0:42.2

And speaking of buying a whole new system, there's still time.

0:44.9

This whole special lasts until December 31st.

0:49.4

So there's still time.

0:51.0

A bit of time.

0:51.6

To get a complete system, the winter replacement special, 10-year part warranty, 10-year labor warranty, 5-year, 0% APR financing, so you could just pay it off in five years.

1:04.3

Dude, it saved me $100 a month during the summer when you're running your AC all the time.

1:09.4

Well, normally my AC would be running right now.

1:11.7

I'm not saying it's not super cool here in Orlando, but normally my underpowered unit

1:16.9

would be running all the time.

1:18.1

That thing is so efficient now that, man, I couldn't tell you the last time it turned on.

1:21.9

Yep, seven peace of mind guarantees with this over $2,750 an added value for this winter replacement special.

1:30.0

So if you want to give yourself a gift for this Christmas, get a complete new system with

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