650 - Chris Distefano - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2022

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

Main Mommies Tom Segura and Christina P are hungover from a night of hardcore drinking! Any nurses looking to get into a relationship with a cool guy? We discuss the need for a perfect smile, pigs from Tunisia, and how models these days are getting grosser. We talk about Burnt Crystals, take a look at a wile video instead of text from a cool guy, and we see what Kevin Samuels is up to. Then Chris Distefano enters the mommy dome and can't believe how good everyone looks! Check out his YouTube and/or Netflix special for something the day this drops! Chirssy Specials drops some news on a brand new standup special he's releasing, we get an update on Titi Jerry and Chris's dad, and we discuss the best homeless populations. Then, Tim runs Chrissy Hypotheticals and Christina through his four levels of hell. What are your answers? Then, we run Chris through all the heavy segments he's missed!

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0:00.0	He goes, I saw you grow up, you were my job.
0:02.4	And in his mind, you know, again, this is I know,
0:05.8	it's a different, no, but I know it's like a different
0:08.0	woke world now.
0:09.1	We're friends.
0:09.9	I'm not saying I'm like this, but my dad's thing is,
0:11.9	he goes, you played sports, you got a hot wife,
0:14.2	and you're not gay.
0:15.2	For him, that's a big way.
0:16.8	You what?
0:18.9	In Hamash, Arba, Shalosh.
0:22.3	Stein, ebbaruchata, oh man.
0:25.6	It's my bare mitsba.
0:27.9	It's my bare mitsba.
0:29.2	Good morning, J dog.
0:30.3	How you feeling?
0:31.5	Doing good, T dog.
0:32.6	And see, and see, and see dog.
0:36.0	He's so skinny.
0:37.1	I know.
0:37.6	He looks great.
0:38.3	You look great.
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