65: Sword Fighting

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2018

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to prank eachother. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Links below. FIND A JOB EASILY, LOSER: https://www.ziprecruiter.com/official KEEP YOUR HAIR, FOR $5: https://www.forhims.com/official GET YOUR STYLISH TIMEPIECE WITH FREE SHIPPING AND FOR 15% OFF: https://www.mvmt.com/official GET THE BOARDWALK BURGER SHIRT: https://www.teespring.com/bored-burgers CHAPTERS: 0:56 - Andrew's Dream Studio 3:37 - Useless Money 6:46 - Clone Complaints 19:10 - Kaya's Pranks 27:23 - Poker Face 33:39 - Gayest Experience 48:46 - Porn Stashes 59:54 - Piracy 1:12:16 - "Art" 1:16:58 - Patron Questions LINKS: Modern Art Was CIA 'Weapon': http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/modern-art-was-cia-weapon-1578808.html PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast MERCHANDISE: http://store.theofficialpodcast.com SHIRTS: https://teespring.com/stores/the-official-podcast TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/theofficialchannel Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/HuggbeesTLN Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan The Official Podcast: Facebook: https://facebook.com/theofficialonline SubReddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOfficialPodcast Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/theofficialpodcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6TXzjtMTEopiGjIsCfvv6W iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/podcast/the-official-podcast Discord: https://discord.gg/GduCNAU Twitch: https://twitch.tv/theofficialchannel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	🤣
0:25.5	Welcome to the official podcast. I am your host, Andrew. We have as always hosts,
0:31.5	Jackson hosts, Charlie and hosts, Kaya and we are the podcast where we talk about
0:38.5	literally anything except hypotheticals for the love of God. I've now seen the light.
0:45.5	I will never be bringing up hypothetical ever-fucking-again.
0:49.5	I'm not a word.
0:51.5	Hypothetically, Charlie isn't here.
0:53.5	I'm right here. I was giggling.
0:55.5	Standing right next to me. What are you talking about?
0:57.5	Oh, I'm done. But you're in the same room. Yeah, we're in the studio.
0:59.5	Yeah. Got the baffling on the walls and everything.
1:02.5	Hung it up with picture hanging strips.
1:05.5	What a useless detail. He's making a joke. There's no baffling or picture hanging strips.
1:11.5	But there was a studio?
1:13.5	No, I have filled the toys. I'm at my apartment.
1:15.5	Hypothetically, if we did have a studio, what would you think of it, Andrew?
1:19.5	I'd be impressed. The only thing I want for sure in a studio is not just an audio setup.
1:25.5	I would want a little booth with soundproof walls that we could go in and record stuff.
1:29.5	A little booth, what do you mean? Wouldn't the studio be a booth?
1:31.5	So some people have just sound studios where they have a keyboard and four monitors with speakers
1:37.5	and a microphone over and all that shit and soundproof padding around it.
1:41.5	If we get a studio, I want a little booth, a recording booth, so we can step inside
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