Hey Britain, on a day like today, you already know the absolutely perfect thing to eat.

It comes in a bowl, you eat it with a spoon, it's absolutely delicious and it'll warm you right through.

Of course, it's soup. It has to be soup and of course it has to be Heinz.

Which leaves you with just one decision. Will it be a tried and trusted favorite or will one of the new hind soup flavours

tantalise your taste buds like French onion with a couple of chunks of warm crusty

bread topped with a little melted butter? You already know you're going to love it.

For warming comfort on a cold day, it has to be Heinz. It's Monday.

February 5th.

And the word the day is new de-a-stertion, which means of or pertaining to the day before yesterday.

Used in a sentence,

apparently we don't have a word for the day

before yesterday the actual day,

but we know that it's new de-a-stertion in nature.

Right.

Get on that the British. Americans aren't allowed to name shit anymore or I'd do it.

And if it was four days ago, it's new new de-assertion.

It's, sure. I'm no illusions.

I'm Eli Bosnick.

I'm Heath Enright, and Broadcasting Delayed from America's far center, we are the

Skeptocrats.

On this week's episode, we watched the State of the Union and is the to fuck a hydrocarbon. And if you order your copy of the Nunez memo in the next 10 minutes,

you get a free set of jingly keys.

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