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🗓️ 25 September 2017
⏱️ 131 minutes
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0:00.0 | Well, we're back. We're back at the 9th Club. That's another Monday. Another Monday. Oh, we got a special guest today. Special guest, Mikey Alfred is here. |
0:16.8 | Fellas. Thanks for coming. That's up. How you been? Really busy. Yeah. No. No. We don't do anything. Do you? |
0:26.3 | Really happy though. How happy are you? Scale from 1 to 10. 10. Don't lie. No, no, no, don't lie. You know, he looks like he's always 10, dude. |
0:34.4 | I've been barked on a new level of happiness. Oh, where I've realized it doesn't matter. |
0:41.2 | Nothing matters at the end of the day. When did you come to this new level of happiness? I started watching |
0:48.4 | Kerberian Thusy hasn't. Oh, please. Are you going to give it? Yeah. There you go. You know, it's up. |
0:54.6 | And I started looking at life differently where I thought I should care about this for like six hours. |
1:02.7 | And that's it. And then after that, but even six hours is too long though, too. It's a gradual growth. Have |
1:08.4 | you never seen it before? Never. Really? Yeah. Were you a fan of SignFeld though? No. No. You weren't a fan of SignFeld. |
1:15.8 | Are you still not a fan of SignFeld? I didn't actively not like it. I just never watched it. Okay. |
1:21.2 | Everybody wishes they could do what Larry David does on the show. You know, just talk shit and say |
1:27.3 | what's on their mind. I think six hours is a little too long. Still, you know, maybe 20 minutes. That's |
1:33.0 | my I'm up to 20. Everything is silly. For sure. For sure. Where you were like a shy kid growing up |
1:40.2 | or were you outgoing or you know, let me explain you what type of kid I was. Let's hear it. Yeah, let's |
1:46.6 | hear it. So when I was in eighth grade, eighth grade, you're about about 13. Right. Every day, |
1:53.4 | at lunch, I had this business where I would say, you know, you're kind of nerdy. You always get |
2:00.5 | pushed to the back of the line when we're going to eat lunch. Okay. Give me five dollars when lunch |
2:05.9 | starts and I'm going to walk you to the front line. Oh, I was this kid. We're at the beginning of |
2:11.9 | recess. I would go, my man, I'm going to walk you to the front. Give me five dollars. So give me the |
2:19.6 | money and then I'll go, I know you always are last in the lunch line. You want some Tater Tots today? |
2:24.8 | You want to get skipped again. I want Tater Tots and give me five dollars. Wait, wait, wait, wait. |
2:30.9 | So I'm collecting money from four or five kids. Yep. And then I'll like a teacher. |
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