This is a headgum original.

Previously on the headgum podcast.

Because when I said, hey, everybody named three things that you hate about Jake everybody really took a long

pause and they couldn't think of anything I ask you just off the top like three things I could

be better at and you name them as almost as if you had them written down somewhere

yeah fashion wise he tried way too hard.

Like you often like look at like what looks good

and you like mix and match and try to figure out like what you could wear

like watch wise what hats and what like things are of the fashion but it

reeks of effort so like just stylistically sartorially it seems like too much you spend your

time on way like things that are super mundane like don't learn about people's addresses

don't learn about watches don't learn about like what the cool restaurants to eat in

fucking shit like places you'll never go to just focus your energy and

effort on important shit I guess so you're like all over the place in a bad

way and then you're slow about it too so it's like a shitty machine gun spraying like soap

everywhere. It's like kind of helpful but ultimately annoying to clean up.

Epic burn.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

All right, we'll call that one thing.

That's five.

Mm. I'm not going to do the US-Sr thing.

I'm not gonna do the USSR thing.

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