65: Holyman Undercover

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2016

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Holyman Undercover, the story of a bunch of Christian extremists trying to write about other Christian extremists so as to make them seem wacky. Watch as Baptist evolution deniers throw down against Anabaptist zipper deniers in a film that features David AR White taking on dual roles, and failing miserably at both.

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0:00.0	Exactly. I'm looking at Annie Logan White's face here and it just if I had to describe it in one word I'd call it sharp it's jagged and it actually
0:16.2	explains David A.R. White's face I feel like he's been eroded down by years of jagged face
0:22.3	contact and now he's got that shape.
0:25.0	Yeah.
0:26.0	Like those mokes that make the super smooth stone but his face.
0:29.0	Yeah, exactly. Exactly. movie.
0:58.0	Welcome back to the gam-cast, where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because these movies are now officially less terrible than reality. I'm your host no illusions and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and and right heath welcome back
1:03.8	glad to be here noa I'm having a great week
1:08.0	fantastic and sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick
1:13.8	Eli how are you this pre-apocalyptic afternoon sir I'm really great now when I
1:18.6	wear the arm band which arm does it go I have we decided which arm it goes
1:22.4	on I just I don't want to be
1:24.1	the guy who wears the arm band on the wrong arm on the first day trying to get ahead.
1:28.7	Yeah, no that is verboten. All right, all right, so let's change the fucking subject.
1:35.2	So, Heath, tell us, what will we be breaking down today?
1:38.8	We watched Holy Man undercover.
1:42.2	Ooh, boy, did we?
1:43.4	It's a movie about how crazy the Amish people are,
1:48.0	written by evangelical Christian people.
1:51.7	So it's basically 90 minutes of like a guy in a cancer ward laughing at the guy next to a like,
1:57.0	you can't cure it by drinking maple syrup, idiot.
2:00.0	What? Oh, this? No, I'm shooting bleach up my ass with a power washer. You fucking yolkel?
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