65 - Ashley From Delaware

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2020

⏱️ 75 minutes

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0:00.0	Jake I was I've been watching some documentaries recently and one of the ones I watched was the Jeffrey Epstein one.
0:04.8	Oh yeah, not a good guy. Not a good guy. We've established that. But whenever his like court hearing actually like whenever he was found guilty and everything
0:11.6	one time the one of the people called up the one of the victims and was like,
0:16.3	hey I know you've been struggling with all this stuff for so long.
0:19.1	Are you sitting down?
0:20.1	I have some news to tell you.
0:21.3	Oh yeah.
0:22.3	And I've just heard that so many times like are you sitting down?
0:24.4	And I just think that's such a silly thing to like, like do they really need to be sitting down?
0:29.5	Is this such a common thing?
0:30.7	How often are are always faint?
0:32.6	Yeah.
0:33.6	Are you sitting down?
0:34.6	I'm engaged.
0:35.6	Oh!
0:37.6	Oh, you should.
0:38.6	You come to five minutes later.
0:40.6	Oh, okay.
0:41.6	Hey man, I appreciate you telling me. I mean, congrats, but like, right, please next time.
0:45.4	Ask me, ask it, ask how I'm seated, ask my posture.
0:48.8	Have me sit down first.
0:50.3	Seriously, I don't know, it's just like, are you sitting down? No, no, the new thing is...
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