65: Adonai is Ichiban! (The Book of Deuteronomy)

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2020

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Can you believe we're stuck in this elevator together, Theophiloi? I guess there's nothing we can do but pass the time with the clip show episode of Torah while we wait for the power to come back on. Join us as Deuteronomy offers up a bunch of stuff we've already read, and a record YPP score (yikes per page). We gotta eat the vegetables before we get to Judges, folks.

Topics of discussion: Benito's completely buck wild choice of a favorite candy seriously no matter what you are guessing right now you are wrong, British wrestler Grado, a "rap" about abstinence, We finally understand Bigger Luke, Sh'ma Israel, Backlash 2006, Dracula ex Cathedra, Solomon: threat or menace?, WrestleMania 25, Torah: The Anime (Torahnime), Scabies Jim.

Suggested Reading: Luke 4:18. Psalm 94:20-23. Isaiah 54:17. Micah 7:8. Black Lives Matter.

Hymnal: "Green Hornet Theme" by Al Hirt, "Wonderwall Cover auf Orgel" by Captain Mütsch (youtube.com/channel/UC2QJ4s5sJsgQjkGlitR66GA)

Offertory: As Enoch writes, "Whoever of you spends gold or silver for his brother's sake, he will receive ample treasure in the world to come." Support the show via http://ko-fi.com/apocrypals, or, better yet, check out the funds we recommended at the end of the show: https://www.blackvisionsmn.org/ and https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd

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Transcript

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0:00.0	The Rock. His work is perfect, and all his ways are entirely just.
0:05.8	The Book of Deuteronomy, chapter 32, verse 4. Hello, friends and neighbors, and welcome to Apocopalus.
0:30.6	It's the podcast where two non-believers read through the Bible, and we try not to be jokes about it.
0:35.0	My name is Chris Sims.
0:36.3	With me, as always, is the other set of footprints,
0:39.6	the other half of your humble Sons of Thunder.
0:42.8	Benito Sereno.
0:43.6	Benito, how are you?
0:46.0	Uh, uh, uh,
0:49.3	you remember precedented times?
0:53.0	I, I do.
0:54.4	When we were experiencing things that had precedent, when times felt more certain, and I didn't
1:03.0	need a carpet steaming ad to tell me that we're all in this together.
1:09.7	Uh-huh.
1:13.6	It's becoming an increasingly hazyer memory.
1:15.3	And like we didn't even,
1:20.0	we didn't even finish the last crisis since we started a couple more,
1:20.5	I feel like.
1:21.5	I mean, look, we all knew the dangers when Jeff Johns unleashed the infinite crisis,
1:27.1	but here it is.
1:30.2	You know what? I feel like if it was possible to blame him directly, I would have done it.
1:36.2	Yeah. And you know what else we know? We also know about the Book of Deuteronomy. And we also know that I did my level best to not use the song from cats for the intro to this show.
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