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About Last Night

#649 - Pete Holmes

About Last Night

Cloud10

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.82K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2022

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Pete Holmes RETURNS! In this master class on silly, the "Crashing" creator and standup wizard stops by to talk Smurfs, Tony Robbins, Cookie fiascos, favorite bits, dream podcast guests, and his new CBS sitcom "HOW WE ROLL." Which airs the same night it comes out on Paramount Plus. Pete is one of a kind, and delivers every appearance! Today's show is no exception. Funny, kind, quick, honest, and hilarious. Enjoy this episode, check out his podcast YOU MADE IT WEIRD, and watch "How we Roll," on CBS! And follow Pete on IG @peteholmes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hi, I'm comedian Brad Wallick and I'm energy medicine practitioner and clairvoyant Jackie Lennardini and together

0:05.8

We host the new podcast funny energy healing through humor listen on the iHeart app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast and follow us on Instagram at funny energy podcast

0:16.5

Oh DJ pump this party. Hey guys Adam Ray here. Yeah, that's right. I do my own intro theme music. Welcome back to the about last night podcast. Thanks for listening to or dates. Whoa. I'm coming at you, baby Atlanta, Georgia next week. First Augusta, Georgia on May 12 and then Atlanta, Georgia at the punchline May 13th through the 15th

0:46.5

Come out and see me right after that Lexington Lexington Kentucky May 19th to the 21st and Denver comedy works May 26th to the 28th and then San Diego Mike dropped comedy club June 3rd and 4th all these tickets at Adam Ray comedy.com

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I'm so sorry North Carolina this weekend got moved to September shooting a TV show, but please get your tickets back and come out and see me in September. Again, that's Atlanta May 13th to the 15th Augusta May 12th

1:13.6

Lexington Kentucky May 19th to the 21st Denver May 26th to the 28th and San Diego June 3rd and then a bunch of other tours to her dates July, August, September all that at Adam Ray comedy.com young rock, watch it, Tuesday nights, NBC, APM,

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1:31.3

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special I just dropped Adam Ray live at the Sam Fran punchline in San Francisco up on the YouTube channel. Go check it out. Give it a like, give it a comment and and comment below in this

1:49.5

podcast with the moments that you liked with what you liked what you didn't like. Hopefully just the good stuff because hey man, there's too much negativity out there.

1:58.7

And and please keep supporting the pod tell your friends tell your family hide your kids hide your wife and enjoy today's special about last night

2:06.3

podcast with the star of how we roll CBS 930 and I'm paramount plus the same night. He's got a great podcast. You made it weird. He's on the road.

2:15.3

He's one of the best standup comics in the game yet his own talk show crashing. He created and started for HBO and now he's

2:21.2

starring in how we roll on CBS. It's the one and only Pete Holmes.

2:51.2

Do you want anything to drink a water or a Celsius liquid death or what is Celsius energy drink? No, that's just water, right? Yeah, I'll have one more.

3:12.5

Oh, I'll do sparkling. Oh, sparkling death. I ain't driving. Oh, yes, please. I love a sparkling death. I love a sparkling death. He wants still. Yeah, I'll take a

3:25.1

still. He said that like I was just he wants to blow you. No, no, no. Sparking water is a fancier. I mean, you told me do if you go out to dinner and somewhere

3:38.0

or sparkling, do you go? Okay. That's hilarious. No, because I'm that person. Yeah, I sparkle. And I like going when they bring it to the table,

3:48.5

they go sparkling and I go clearly me. I'm bored. I'm like, yeah, come on, man. But I don't booze it anymore. So like, that's right. It is the ultimate drink. It's, it's like, oh, that's too dark. I was going

4:01.5

to say there's like things that are lame. I guess quote unquote. I don't think it's lame to be sober, but it's like perceived as

4:07.2

lame. And then like, you have your little concessions, you're like, but I'm drinking something that's fizzy. Yeah, everyone's like, this guy's party. Also, coffee. Like the

4:16.8

coffee, too. No, no, no. I just mean like the soap. Can I get a little

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