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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

649 - Kid and Bois LIVE

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2021

⏱️ 161 minutes

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Summary

It's been a long week. We're all gonna take off and hit the weekend a touch early. Have a wonderful weekend and we'll see you on Monday. 

d

On this week's show:

* Dick ornaments

* Tom and Sam's medical marijuana appointments
* Boys and rock climbing
* Trying new things sexually 
* Top 5 reasons people quit A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan 
* High scoring basketball games
* Playing full court basketball
* Covid super green pass
* State IDs on phones
* "Everything is behind the dots" - Tom Vann 
* Governor of condoms- Ross
* German Lego heist 
* Gravedigger season
* Andrea calls in to talk about her nightmare about sponsor 
* Caesar's 5 diarrhea night
* Island Bois do not work live 
* Tom can't spell as good as his sons
* Tommy and Max cheeseball in the bath learning
* Sam vs Max in chess
* Tom in the bathroom when Suntrust calls- it's happening again

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Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

Like - subscribe - and use the alert thingy. - d

Love you more,

d

Transcript

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0:00.0

ABC

0:02.0

It's all that you need for the holidays

0:08.0

I think basically every single one of our listeners has gone into an ABC at one point.

0:15.1

I've already gone twice.

0:16.2

Yeah.

0:16.6

Oh, yeah.

0:16.9

Just to get stuff that I needed to make like little get-togethers better. You know, this is the time of year when you do go to ABC Fine Wine and Spirits, and you load up on all of the little, the cute little cocktail napkins, all the little mixers you need. If you don't have the right kind of grapefruit juice, well, he screwed up. Yep. They got it all. They got everything you need.

0:37.8

100%.

0:38.3

And when you're there, get their proprietary brands that they have, like their 1941 vodka. It's great. It's a good vodka, man. I really enjoy that, especially if you're, you know, making a big batches of cocktails, maybe making a spicy punch for somebody. We're tequila people, so I will be driving by there to get some tequila for Andrea.

0:57.1

But they have everything, and one of the things that they specialize in is Florida craft beers, not just craft beer, but Florida craft beer. They're family owned, they're based in Florida, so they like to try and work with your Florida brewers. Absolutely. They, like Mike's Weather Page, Hurricane Hunter, IPA. I forgot about their beer. That is a very good beer. But, yeah, they got all of it. It's hard to find, I know. Especially now, I don't think they're making it anymore. But, okay, we got another side, too. The humidor. There's a cigar component to ABC Fine Wine and Spirits. and we work with them hand in hand, and we

1:29.5

have codes for both.

1:30.6

So if you're on the liquor and beer side and you need something great, we got a code for you,

1:34.8

and that's Td.

1:35.5

ABC.

1:36.2

Yep, and that's for social media.

1:38.4

If you make a post and just take a picture of what you bought or yourself in front of the

1:43.4

store, hashtag TDABC, we pick one person each month and randomly. to take a picture of what you bought or yourself in front of the store.

1:49.4

Hashtag Td ABC, we pick one person each month and randomly send them a prize.

1:50.5

All kinds of crazy stuff.

1:52.5

Gift cards, merge, all kinds of great stuff.

1:57.1

And for the Humidor, if you know that if you like cigars or you know someone that likes cigars, you want to get them a gift, the Humidor.com is perfect.

2:00.9

And that, we have a promo code for 15% off your purchase. Just using the promo code Tom and Dan at checkout. There you go. It's easy. So Td, ABC, or at the Humidor, promo code, Tom and Dan. Not that anybody will listen to this and not to extend the commercial. But I just, mid-sentence of this commercial, I realized how confusing I made all of that.

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