648 - Butts is butts
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 24 November 2021
⏱️ 171 minutes
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Summary
That's right, Seth. Butts IS butts! (I still have no idea what that means!) Hey! Happy Thanksgiving week and weekend, everyone! Thanks to all of you who caught the "Friday Free Show" LIVE on a Wednesday and I'll let the bullet points speak for themselves! Have a wonderful and safe turkey day and buckle up for new stories and a real goodie! - d
On this week's show:
* Miss X and the Secrets Hideaway
* Butts is butts
* Squirt Lines
* Seth singing karaoke alone
* Black alien man
* E-cars taking over
* Hand sanitizer and tasers will set you on fire
* Jungle Night Out
* Inappropriate chirp
* Walmart theory
* Baby poo face
* Who is better at licking the P ?
* Can't teach the yo-yo in one night
* Slick Rick's "Indian Girl"
* Jerry's American Kickin Class
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Today is a mediocre time with Tom and Dan Pod. What am I doing? Already out of gas. Already out of gas. You didn't even get that far. It's at home floor store. That's who it's brought to you by. That's Justin, his team. We love these guys. We both use them on the whole house. Oh, I'm going to use it again because my pee-p-dogs are destroying my home, and I'm going to need new floors sooner rather than later. |
| 0:25.5 | And you probably need new flooring as well. |
| 0:28.4 | Just check them out. |
| 0:30.1 | It's the holidays. |
| 0:31.4 | You've got family coming over. |
| 0:32.9 | You're probably, you know, investing back into your house because house prices are expensive. |
| 0:39.1 | You're like, I might as well redo my house. |
| 0:40.8 | Sure. |
| 0:41.3 | And the floors are the biggest part of your house. |
| 0:44.1 | And if you want really good quality and that's not that expensive because they save money |
| 0:50.8 | because they don't have a giant brick and mortar store. |
| 0:53.2 | They come to you in the at-home floor store van. They'll leave all the products there. They're not like sitting on a warehouse filled with product that they have to get rid of. You know what I mean? And you know those places. They're out there. Also, I was going to go into this big diatribe about how the floor in your home is like your house's skin. |
| 1:14.7 | I was going to go out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. It's the biggest organ. It's the biggest organ. |
| 1:15.3 | Are you know? |
| 1:25.3 | He's got a hog on his pants. He doesn't I make a dance. It's back, baby. We're dancing. Get your floors. Get it now. Holiday season. Cook the turkey. |
| 1:26.0 | Woo! |
| 1:28.7 | At home floor store.com. |
| 1:32.0 | Live from the Streamline Mortgage Solution Studio. |
| 1:35.3 | It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan. |
| 1:36.3 | Whoopi! |
| 1:45.0 | A golden brown, lump and juicy bird in the best of American tradition. The family headliner as it comes to the table in all its glory. |
| 1:50.0 | Turkey. |
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